Bad Boy

Bust before bed-ridden brother’s birthday.

Bought basketball biography by baller

but began betting boxing bouts.

Brother belittled belated birthday book.

Belligerent bastard.

Because bets became big

by breakfast busting brought back

bad behaviour.

Besides betting boxing bouts,

borrowed bankers BMW,

burst bank’s barricades.

Bank bills bountifully boosted

bank balance.

Beautiful bounty became

beyond blatant.

British bobbies brought battle back,

became brilliantly barbaric.

Bang!

Bars become bloody boring background

behind bland bedspread.

Bugger.