Monkeys make many mistakes.

Mainly my monkeys.

My monkeys meddle.

My monkeys mess.

My monkeys…..misbehave.

Mistreating my mansion.

Making my maids malevolent.

My monkeys malicious mischief

means my mistresses miss my messages.

Messages my more mad maid maybe misplaces.

My monkeys make me melancholy.

My monkeys make me mad.

My melancholy means my marriage may

make my mistresses more mistrusting.

My maid more matriarchal.

Married men make miserable

monkey masters.

Maintaining maids, mistresses,

marriages, mischievous monkeys,

mansions, makes many men

more miserable.

Miserable, mean-spirited me

met mad mechanic.

Mucky money materialised.

Mad mechanic mechanised maids,

monkeys, mistresses.

My miserable marriage

momentarily mended.

Moral: Money means mischievous

monkeys, mistrusting mistresses,

malevolent maids make magnificent

mechanical machines meaning my

marriage may maintain merry, mirthful

monogamy.

Bust before bed-ridden brother’s birthday.

Bought basketball biography by baller

but began betting boxing bouts.

Brother belittled belated birthday book.

Belligerent bastard.

Because bets became big

by breakfast busting brought back

bad behaviour.

Besides betting boxing bouts,

borrowed bankers BMW,

burst bank’s barricades.

Bank bills bountifully boosted

bank balance.

Beautiful bounty became

beyond blatant.

British bobbies brought battle back,

became brilliantly barbaric.

Bang!

Bars become bloody boring background

behind bland bedspread.

Bugger.